My Search for the Bird Flu
(12/3/2005)
A number of TV viewers have sent emails accusing me of not taking the bird flu seriously. I assure you that this is not true. In fact during a recent trip to China I made a special trip to Liaoning province – the epicenter of recent outbreaks – to trace the bird flew to its source. As you will see from my indisputable photographic proof, my search was not in vain.
My search began at the St Regis hotel in Beijing where I discovered this suspicious looking waterfowl lurking near my bathtub. Alas, after making a careful examination of the little fellow while bathing I determined it was free of the deadly H5N1 virus.
The search continues.